Whoever says pregnancy is beautiful has not seen what is happening to my belly button.  I noticed it yesterday…what started as a nice vertical slit in my stomach, is now a round opening where the INSIDE of the cavernous button is visible.  I don’t think we are meant to see the cave!!  I know it’s only a matter of time befor the cave becomes flat and then flips inside out and I don’t think I am emotionally ready for this.  I mean, my belly button is one of my best features!  What am I going to be left with?!  Big, leaky boobs, four chins, cellulite ALL OVER THE PLACE and an inside-out belly button?  It’s too much.  It’s too soon! 

One question…does it go back?  The button?  Does it go back to the way it was before or will it be round and weird and warped forever?

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