“I’m thinking of hiring a personal trainer for us.”

“Why are you going to spend money on that when we have most of the house to renovate?”

“By the time we renovate, you’ll be pregnant with our third kid!”

“Well, I’ll NEED a personal trainer then!”

“I take that back. At the rate we’re going, we’ll probably never have babies because our genitals won’t be able to touch and we’ll die from french fries and pizza and ketchup!!”