I have so many things I want to tell you, but I want to show you pictures when I do. So I can’t tell you the things. Because I can’t upload pictures onto my computer. Because I can’t find the USB cord. However, I am planning a massive cleaning for la chateau, and I have much hope.

In the meantime, you will have to curb your appetite with this little doozy: The Pittsburgh Steelers are 3-0. Oh, and the Browns? Are not.