(that is the sound of sparklers and not a Freudian slip for my obsession with testes.)

Who’s excited for fireworks? I am! I AM!! Tony drove an hour away last night with his brother-in-law to buy $700 in fireworks, and let me tell you, my expectations are soaring. They are going to set them off tonight and I can’t wait! (Sometimes I am really 12 and not 29.)

I hope you all have a fun and safe Independence Day, and to all my Canadian friends, I hope you just have a fun and safe day anyway. I know it can get kind of rough up there with all the Canadian Geese and whatnot. (I don’t know.)