Remember how just now I was walking through Au Bon Pain to get some soup and I passed the pastries? Remember how that woman and her friend walked by and the woman said, “Now this is what I love, the breads and muffins!” and before I could stop myself, the first thought that came to my head was, “that’s why you have a fat ass! Move out of my way Blubber!” Remember that? Huh? You do?
Okay, so can you pretend that never happened? Because I think the devil has been taking up residence in my hormone flow and jacking everything up. Maybe while you’re wiping my slate clean, you could kick his ass out.