Remember how just now I was walking through Au Bon Pain to get some soup and I passed the pastries? Remember how that woman and her friend walked by and the woman said, “Now this is what I love, the breads and muffins!” and before I could stop myself, the first thought that came to my head was, “that’s why you have a fat ass! Move out of my way Blubber!” Remember that? Huh? You do?

Okay, so can you pretend that never happened? Because I think the devil has been taking up residence in my hormone flow and jacking everything up. Maybe while you’re wiping my slate clean, you could kick his ass out.

Forever Grateful,