Katie Holmes is pregnant with Tom Cruise’s baby.

Now I realize that I shouldn’t care about the lives of celebrities…that they live in a world completely devoid of reality. ESPECIALLY these two…but I do care. I care because I had another dream that I was barren, and I hate that people with no worries and tons of money and psychotic spiritual-alien religions get to have whatever they want and I get to have debt and infertility (I don’t know that I am infertile for a fact, but I DO know that money is evil). Am I jealous? Yes. I will admit it. There…add that to my long scroll of sins…Nikol has committed jealousy…she’s envious…she covets the life of her neighbor……

…nevermind. Tom Cruise grosses me out. Katie can have their alien-child.

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