I was reading this week’s New Yorker, and this piece had me laughing out loud. You guys are going to love it!

I had copied and pasted it onto the blog, but I thought I might be violating some copyright issues, so I just linked.

AND…FYI…I totally went to the gym last night and rocked the cardiovascular machines. I could just feel the fat cells screaming in agony. Yeah, SUCKAS! You are SO going to be history. Tonight I have a date with Billy Blanks. Billy kicks my ass every time.