So I walked across the hall to my grandma’s cubicle to steal her tissues because my nose is running like a racehorse. I seem to have been infected with a cold ever since that stupid date. Anyway, as I was reaching my hand towards the box of tissues, I glanced down and noticed the most recent book being read by Grams…”Magic Embrace”. A bronzed, beefcake beauty is slobbering all over a pale hussy in a falling-off nightgown on the cover. Gross.