“Z” is for Zipper, Zorro, Zany…oh yeah, and Zoki.

It’s also my last initial, and I would have ripped this belt right out of those belt loops and ran like the wind…but I didn’t want to get poked in the eye by this guy’s mohawk.

Plus, if you flip a “Z” over, you’ve got yourself an “N”, and that’s just all me, so gimme the damn buckle, Little Buddy!

Just kidding, don’t spear me with your spikes.